i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
— (via m-wol)
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise