— (via aureat)
Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist.
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.